Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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