I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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