If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
