susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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