READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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