I'm so fucking centered right now
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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