my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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