My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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