So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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