Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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