no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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