You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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