it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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