Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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