one two three fourrrrnication!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just had sex on a roof
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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