sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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