This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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