is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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