this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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