if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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