at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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