all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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