I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
