i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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