I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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