Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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