I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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