belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we have pet lesbian snakes
i don't like sucking hair
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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