Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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