im drinking this country out of the recession.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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