That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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