after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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