Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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