I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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