i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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