Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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