So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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