Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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