too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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