i jhust puked up my retainher.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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