stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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