no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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