And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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