Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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