I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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