good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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