He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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