no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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