she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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