I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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