12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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