windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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